Hmmm....

In a large multinational company…



A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees

were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated

within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area

waiting for further announcement.



The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement: "Dear

employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for

many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession

the company is laying off almost 50% of its employees. So when this

announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building

and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid

off in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings

will be couriered to you by tomorrow.



The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fill

up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in thousands &

also to avoid any fight inside the office and the consequent security

issue for all staff.



Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead.



Please move back in & try your luck".